Shortie McBlog

The other day "someone" (who has requested she be more mysterious due to the nature of this material, and we'll just call her Xana Xane: Warrior Princess) and I were talking about someone who has not yet had their "flower pollinated". She said:

"She's a better person than me. I'd have hopped the first dick train to wherever."

And I replied the only way that you could possibly respond.

"~Take the dick train to Clarksville, and I'll meet you at the station...~"

The past two days have been nothing but us trying to figure out how to add the words "dick train" into every conversation we have.

Now, you!

~