You Should Have Gone Into Advertising

Nothing makes me laugh more than really random things people say to me. Today at work, I was sitting at my desk replying to an email from a client. On the radio was playing "Fresh" by Kool & the Gang.

Oh yeah she's fresh so fresh
She's fresh she's so fresh
Fresh as a summer breeze
She's fresh she's so fresh

My co-worker Lynne comes popping up beside my cubicle and she says...

"You know what, Cookie? This song would be great as a douche commercial!"

Oh, me.