Holidays Schmolidays

The holidays are over, thank you baby jesus, and the new year has arrived. What am I going to do this year? I have no clue. I guess I should come up with some sort of list of things I aspire to do, but that just seems like too much pressure. I mean, I'd have to sit down and think of things ... and then type.. and then attempt to do those things. It all just seems so difficult.

So here is a list of things that I actually have a good chance of doing this year. I'm gonna mark all this shit off, and you overacheivers are gonna be jealous. I'm not saying to aim low, I'm just saying.. aim straight.

1. Lose weight.

2. Find a new fandom. (I'm looking at you, Veronica Mars and Battlestar Galactica)

3. Stop neglecting Adult Swim.

4. Get my real estate lisence.

5. Watch the news so I know what's going on... and VH1's Best Week Ever doesn't count. Much.

6. Spend more time with my family.

7. Find out more about what my mom was really like when no one was looking.

8. Put a new floor in my kitchen, re-sheetrock my bedroom, and paint.

9. Learn about that new-fangled thing at school they call "Studying"

10. Start reading again. (Comic books count, and I don't care what you say.)