Random McBloggy

There is no reason for this little icon. I just really, really like it.

In other news, I added two classes to fill out my schedule that I plan to drop just so I can get my financial aid. See? I'm totally aiming to misbehave. I hope to keep one, and possibly one of the evil minions that stole my spot in the online English 102 course will drop, and I can add that instead. So maybe I'm not aiming to misbehave too much. I'm aiming to get my ass through school. That just doesn't make a cool icon though, now does it?

Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and so me and Suzie took him to Lucky Star. That's where he wanted to go. Those that know me know my disdain for that place, but it was dad's day, so I kept my mouth shut. That's what good daughters do, I guess. They eat bad chinese food.

My dad told me about his girlfriend calling The Goose, the bar he hangs out at, to ask if my dad was there with his ex-wife.

She called. From California. Where she's visiting her family. To check up on my dad. At. The neighborhood bar he frequents. Dad's been honest, his ex-wife is part of his life (grrr) and always will be (gag) and he doesn't plan to stop seeing her anytime soon. (retch)

My dad? Is honest with his ho's.

And my dad was so cool about it! I hope that me and my sister settle down to be that cool and take things as they come. Suzie would have flattened the entire bar with her fury. I would have just said "Yeah, tell him I'm with my ex, and we're fucking on the bar." and then that would have been about the last they heard of me and mines. (of course, I didn't say that in front of my dad. I don't want him to know I know what fucking is, OR that you can do it on a bar)

I really can't stand his ex-wife (not my mom, obviously). I really don't like any of his girlfriends. I liked this one okay, until she called my sister to ask if my sister thought my dad would ever hit her if they fought.

(Hi. You're a firestarter. Smack my bitch up. Whatever! What I'm saying is, don't call to ask questions like that. If you fought, and he didn't hit you, that's your answer. Be glad you called her and not me to ask that dumb shit.)

You wanna see me get mean? Ever? Wanna see me get deep down ruthless, bitchy, claws out, and nasty? It never happens except with my dad's girlfriends. I don't know why that is.

Why IS that?