Middle of the Night Blog

I gotta say, I have the most interesting friends ever. When I am old, I may not have a lot of stories to tell in the nursing home about men I've dated.... but I will have so many about my friends. That's why I love them so much.

It's 1:42am, and Celeste just left my house. I was sleeping all snug-like-a-bug and I hear this rapping-rapping-rapping upon my chamber door, and a voice in the night "CoooooKIEE it's 1am! CooooKIE!"

She had a fight with her boyfriend, and she *had* to come here. I wonder what it is about my house that people have to come here when they don't feel good? I mean, I'd just like to know. I don't want to change it. I don't mind at all waking up in the middle of the night to help someone out that needs Cookie-wisdom. Of course, it could be my couch they want.. it's pretty comfy.

But I digress! Cause it's late and I'm tired, and hey, my throat kinda hurts.

Celeste loves me because I have boundries. She tells me all the time "Cookie.. I LOVE your boundries!" I tell her no when I should, so when I tell her yes she knows I mean it. Celeste loves me, right now, she is my biggest fan. If only someday a man can worship me as much as Celeste does, I'll have it made in the shade. I take comfort that someone loves me that much, no matter what sex they are.

Tonight she told me:

Her: *as she was leaving* You know, I just told him, "I have got to go to Cookie's. Just let me go, for 30 minutes, and I'll be fine."
Me: *nod*
Her: And he was like "What IS it with you and Cookie?!" so I just said "I'm fuckin her!"
Me: hahahahahaha wheee!
Her: Okay! Yeah! And he just doesn't get it. I need to talk to Cookie. That's who I need to see. And he just doesn't understand.
Me: Well he hasn't met me yet.
Her: I love you!

And it reminded me of my conversation earlier today that I had with Misty while we were out smoking:

Her: I have something that will make you feel better.
Me: Oh yeah? What?
Her: (insert boyfriend's name) is jealous of you.
Me: hahaha! Really? Why?
Her: I don't know.. I guess he thinks we're gonna have some lesbian affair.
Me: *considers, shrugs* Well, I am pretty cute.
Her: *laughy laugh laugh* He's just like "Well you always go to lunch with her, and when you do go with me, you invite her to come with us!"
Me: Oh please.
Her: I know.

So, to all the boyfriends that think I'm stealing their girlfriends away.. well hey.. thanks, man. It's good for my ego.

And to all my girlfriends.. I love y'all. You are always welcome at Cookie's.