Humane Society
Cookie...Please adopt me..
I know you are allergic but I will get a job selling Mary Kay and pay rent..
Oh, you don't pay rent? Then I will pay your car payment so you can vroom vroom all over the town..
I am but a helpless kitten..
My fuzz will hypnotize you...
My blue eyes pierce your bitter and hardened heart..
Please.. I am but so lonely..
posted by Cookie @ Monday, November 13, 2006
3 Comments:
Oh my dear Lord, who made teensy kittens with beautiful blue eyes to pierce the stony layers of my cold, cold heart, please heal Cookie's allergies so that she can adopt wittle bitty kitties and stop posting tear-jerking pictures in a misguided attempt to make me do it. Amen.
where's the cat drownin' barrel?
-jp
i saw that pic, too, cookie. why, i ask myself, do i go look at the kitty pics on the humane society website?!?
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