I Stole This From Laura

1. Hi, my name is....
Cookie

2. Never in my life have I been....
Arrested

3. The one person who can drive me nuts is...
Celeste

4. High school...
wasn't that bad at the time, but I wouldn't go back for a million quarters.

5. When I'm nervous....
I fidget

6. The last song I listened to was...
About Her, Malcolm McLaren

7. If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor would be...
Angie

8. My hair is...
a constant source of disappointment. (except on Moxie days)

9. When I was 5...
I probably halved my time between Barbie and PacMan.

10. Last Christmas...
was spent with loved ones.

11. I should be...
working.

12. When I look down I see...
boobs.

13. The happiest recent event was...
the last time I laughed really hard, which was at something Jason said yesterday. Nothing makes me happier than well-timed humor.

14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be...
Miss Chanandler Bong

15. By this time next year....
I'll have taught Lyla to say her first curse word.

16. My current annoyance is...
Everything. I'm so being a grumpy butt right now.

17. I have a hard time understanding...
Greek.

18. There's this girl I know that...
is visiting with in-laws in a Very Small House and sends me text messages that are both funny and sad at the same time.

19. You know I like you when...
I tell you.

20. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be...
Angie

21. Take my advice...
Or, take T.S. Eliot's "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go."

22. The thing I want to buy....
a DVR.

23. If you visited the place I was born...
who am I? Elvis or somethin?

24. This month I plan to visit...
Blackstone, to hear Liz sing.

25. If you spent the night at my house...
We'd stay up late, giggling

26. I'd stop my wedding if...
like, Vin Diesel showed up, and he was all "Oh my goh, Cookie, I like, totally love you!" and I'd be like "Thank god this fake marriage sham worked! I knew it was the only way to get you to open your eyes and see I'm the one for you, Vin!" and he'd be all "Call me Mark, baby. That's my real name." and I'd be all "No, that's my ex-father-in-law's name and it'd be weird. And he'd be like "That's cool."

And then NINJAS would show up, and he'd whip out a machine gun he had strapped to his leg, and it would be carnage city, baby! Carnage! City! There'd be dead ninjas strewn all over the place, but weirdly enough none of them would be bleeding.

Then he'd take my hand and we'd get married instead, and then we'd Do It. And maybe play some Guitar Hero II.

*cue romantic music*
*fade to black*

27. The world could do without...
the question below.

28. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than...
have a crow peck out my eyes.

29. Most recent thing I've bought myself...
Vibrator.

you asked!

30. Most recent thing someone else bought me...
Vibrator.

Kidding~

31. The last alcoholic drink I had...
Daddy Punch at the co-ed baby shower

32. The number of places I've lived...
4

33. The last person I called was...
Paul

34. My middle name is...
Allyson

35. In the morning I...
~wake up, before I put on my make-up, I say a little prayer for you~

36. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are...
Pigs. Just so people have to start paying up.

37. Once, at a bar...
I.. had a drink?

38. Last night I was...
out of character.

39. There's this guy I know who...
is a rock star.

40. What I need is...
fame and cash.

41. A better name for me would be...
what's better than Cookie? Maybe Trogdor...

42. Tomorrow I am...
gonna get a little better

43. Tonight I am...
living a life of mystery and intrigue. Then I'm gonna go home and watch some TV.