Always a Bride, Never a Bridesmaid

Dana and I have had a lot of fun talking about my wedding to Seth Green. Between that and the fact that I'm reading Anne Heche's "Call Me Crazy", it's been nothing but fun. (like it's ever anything but)

Yesterday:

Cookie: My friend Kellie emailed me to tell me she sent me my first wedding gift.

Dana Dane: hahahahaha! You should register for your wedding online. Just go everywhere and register, just for fun.

Cookie: That would be fun!

Daphne: Oh, and TMZ always watches for things like that. You might even get picked up in entertainment news.

C: Oh god..

DD: You'd be on the news!!

D: You'd be on CNN, on one of the scroll bars at the bottom. "Seth Green to wed Cookie Beck from Alabama"

C: hahahaha

DD: There would be reporters!

D: They'd come here to interview you!

C: I don't want to be on the news! Dana, would you pretend to be me?

DD: Nuh-uh, noooo... I'd tell them I was a bridesmaid, though.

C: It would all spiral out of control.

DD: You could write a book, like Anne Heche!

C: Yeah! About my break from reality. I'd call it "Call Me Married"