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Gah, I bet you guys thought I was never blogging again, right? Are you guys okay? Really? Because I was thinking of you the WHOLE time I was not blogging at all ever. And I'm back now, so you guys can stop worrying, and stop emailing me, and stop calling my house going "Cookie, please BLOG! I have no reason to live!"

Hee. That was fun.

So a bunch of stuff has happened, and I'm gonna blog about it, but in the meantime here's a bunch of crap you don't care about!

You guys. Rock of Love on VH1? It might be too dirty and whorish for me. FOR ME. I couldn't watch it all the way through. Bret Michaels was like this big crush of mine when I was about 12 or 13. I thought nothing could keep me away from this show. But, the girls are just ... shocking. There are only about 2 that I think I might actually like. Maybe.

All Bret talks about is how he wants a woman to share his life with, and then the first thing that happens when the 25 girls get to the house? His bodyguard picks five girls to go home immediately. He doesn't say it but it's obvious that they're cut because they aren't hot enough. Then, he takes pictures of all of them, and keeps telling them to "be sexy". The girls go all out to pose for him, one of them even exposes herself. Please keep in mind this is day freakin' one!

Dana told me about the past episode. He makes the girls wear "sexy lingerie"and sit on a bed and have phone sex with him. Only, the girls have to do this with allllll the other girls sitting around the bed listening to every word she has to say. And Bret says that this is because he's on the road a lot, and he needs a woman at home to keep him interested. He wears.. and oh god I am not shitting you.. he wears something around his penis to measure blood flow. The three women that get him the hottest get a date with him.

........ WHY? WOULD YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM AFTER HE ASKED YOU TO DO THAT?

I just don't know.

I just don't know....

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I saw a lot of movies! These are the ones I saw with a short synopsis.

Little Children - 4 stars
Dead marriages. Weirdo sex offender. Soccor moms. Hot affair. Perfect narrator. Kate Winslet's boobs.

Black Snake Moan - 4 stars
Samuel L. Jackson plays the blues. There doesn't need to be any more reasons to watch it.

Hustle & Flow - 4 stars
I know it might not be for everyone, but it was for me. I loved it, it spoke to me in a way I can't describe yet. And the music was unbelievable.

Ghost Rider - 3 stars
It's Nicholas Cage playing Elvis playing Johnny Blaze. It has FAST BIKES! FLAMING SKULLS! CHAINS! EXPLOSIONS! SAM ELLIOTT! How can you hate that?

Dead Silence - 3 stars
I know it's a horror movie and all that. It put me in the mind of those 50's & 60's Gothic horror movies. It really creeped me out, too. The imagery was really kinda scary. I thought it was going to suck and I was all ready to make fun of it, and even when I got to the parts I could make fun of.. I still kinda liked them. Props to Donnie Wahlberg in that movie, he was rad.

Live Free or Die Hard - 4 stars
Bruce Willis PWNS!!1!!!

Dream Girls - 4 stars
Holy shit that movie was good. Eddie Murphy.. wow... And Jennifer Hudson? Incredible. I cried three times because the songs were soooo good, and it was so moving. It was so good it makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it. I don't know what that means but I think it's good.

The Messengers - 1.5 stars
Meh.

Shooter - 3.5 stars
Marky Mark as a mountain man that kills people who deserve it. Rock!

Lone Star State of Mind - 3 stars
Joshua Jackson was a little too much, but he was still kinda cute and it made me laugh.

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I want to write more, but The Closer just started. I like that Brenda Lee Johnson.

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