Reducing Stress in the Workplace

This is my desktop at work:


Every single day, I take a little moment for myself, and have this little play.

Jake: Cookie, come get in the backseat with me.

Me: I can't do that when I'm at work.

Jake: Just for a minute.

Me: Jake, I'm a serious businesswoman and I cannot be coerced into your romantic little ragamuffin car.

Jake: I love you.

Me: I love you, too. Did you park under a streetlight?

Jake: Did I tell you how incredibly beautiful you are yet today?

Me: Well.. no. Not *yet*...

Jake: Come on.. 5 minutes.

Me: I'm so busy right now.

Jake: I just love to snuggle. With you. I've never before wanted to emotionally connect with a woman before, but you've changed me, Cookie. You've made me a better man.

Me: Can we not do this? I am so busy and .. Jake.. are these lines from your next movie?

Jake: No!

Me: You know I hate it when you do that.

Jake: I'm not doing anything but falling more and more in love with you everyday.

Me: I have to go, my phone is ringing.

Jake: Okay. I'll just lay here and stare at you. You are so beautiful.

Cookie: Pishaw...

Jake: You could lay your head on my chest.

Cookie: I can't.

Jake: I'll play with your hair.

Cookie: I'm busy...

Jake: I'll wait.

Cookie: But Jake, you can't just waste away in that backseat, pining for me!

Jake: I can, and I will.

Cookie: Oh, Jakey...

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