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Does anyone remember me talking about that couple that were driving me crazy? They didn't stop driving me crazy. I think it all ended today but I don't believe that it possibly could have. They were driving me to rage about the smallest things, and they wouldn't place a bid, even though I did everything but beg them to. They waited too late, they annoyed the seller, and they lost the oppurtunity. Then, weeks later, they came back and accused me of not telling them things that I told them about a dozen times.

"You're mean, you didn't tell us this or that or the other thing, wah!"

"Yes, I did."

"No you didn't!!!!!!!!!!"

"Okay, I'll email you what I told you, since I kept a copy of all our emails. (and then I did, sending them all in one email, copied/pasted, dated/timed, and bolded so she could see that I'd told her this, that, or the other thing, about 50 gadmillion times."

"Oh. Well it's still unfair and wah."

"I don't know what else I can tell you, because I've told you everything 10 times now."

"Not fair! We bought cattle at auction and that was fair, but this was not!"

"Mmm-k."


Today? I got another email from her. Wanna know what she said?

She said that she realized that she was ignorant and rude, and that she was really sorry, and hoped I could forgive her for her conduct. But that we were still unfair.

Co-worker: "Cookie, this woman is losing sleep over you! She's laying awake at night thinking of things to email you."

Me: "She's not the first person that's lost sleep over me. I'm all mysterious."

Co-Worker: "Hey, email her back and ask her how her cows are."

Me: "No! Hahahahahaha"

Co-Worker: "Man. I would. Hey, open your window and get some sunlight."

Me: "Hell no, I like my skin translucent just the way it is!" *opens blinds so we can peer out onto the street*

Co-Worker: "Cookie! *covers her milkshake* You're getting dust into my milkshake opening the blinds!"

Me: "So? You've been eating that thing all damn day, aren't you done?"

Co-Worker: "No, I forgot about it and left it on my desk. Now it's just like lukewarm milk."

Me: "Sick."

Co-Worker: "Man, I can't wait to go home, sit on the couch, and watch Animal Cops."


I love my job.