Custody Battle

Just days ago, I announced on my blog to a Mr. Vin Diesel that he was in danger of losing me to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as my thick-necked drug of choice.

Today, I found this.

Rumor has it that they are in negotiations over how to split custody of my obsessive devotion. As you can see, The Rock, having just heard of my love for him, is obviously thinking "Whateva, playa!" and Vin, in his desperation is asking "What about weekends?" It doesn't look to me that the Rock is willing to cut any slack. The Rock seems also to be counting on his fingers exactly HOW many months I have yearned for Vin with absolutely NO results. He deserves that "Whateva, playa!" if you ask me.

I'm just told that a few moments after this photo was taken, it came to blows.

It is just so hard to be me.