Television Without Pity is my Hero

I just want to post the following even though it's totally hijacking the funny off TWoPs site. It was just so perfect and mean and funny that I couldn't help myself. It's a recap of The Real World: Key West, first episode.

"Svet kisses her boyfriend Martin at the airport in Pennsylvania. You know, that one. They've been together three years. She's never been away from home for more than a week. Oh, yeah. Martin is getting his ass cheated on! Just like how Jewel is cheating on Fame with Total Obscurity. See, the danger is illustrated in that case because Fame found out and totally left Jewel. Poor Jewel. Warm up the van because she's moving back in.

Paula tells us that she needs a fresh start because she recently became "kinda, a little bit bulimic." She should go to "Kinda, A Little Bit Bulimics Anonymous." I heard they do great work. She hugs her mom, who is proud of her for absolutely no reason."

I love them.