Randoms

Last night I went to Angie's to do laundry and manically flip back and forth between Gilmore Girls and American Idol. But, first of all, we were watching an episode of That 70's Show where Fez mentions that he has masturbated 12,277 times.

Me: *immediately gets my cell phone* Okay, let's say the average guy starts masturbating at what.. we'll say age 12?
Angie: Sounds good.
Me: They're what, 17?
Angie: Yep.
Me: That's 6.73 times a day everyday if he started at 12. And let's just say... if he started at birth, which is impossible, but let's just say! It'd be 1.98 times a day since the day he was born. Give or take.
Angie: *looking at me in disbelief* Nerd.

While we were watching American Idol, Chris sings "A Little Less Talk" by Elvis.

Angie: He is so hot! Damn!
Me: I know this.
Chris: ~come on baby I'm tired of talkin, grab your coat and let's start walkin'~
Angie: Fuck the coat! Let's just GO!
Me: *laughs forever and ever amen*

The rest of the night was spent laughing so hard at lines from House that we became hysterical and wheezy. Those should be our nicknames! I get to be Wheezy, yaaaay!

Can I just say? How much I love House? It's the best show EV-AR in a million years times two. I would repeat the lines that made us laugh so hard, but unless you hear House say them it's just not the same. Hugh Laurie is comedy gold! GOLD, I say!! The comic timing of everyone on the show is fantastic. Just when you think you can't take the stress or the sadness of a case, House is there with a one-liner that slays, and somehow it never seems like a cheap laugh. He tells it like it is and makes you love him anyway. Oh House.. I love you. People that don't watch your show are just wrong.......

I'm looking at YOU, Laura Catoe! (come ON, Laura! Just watch it! You can't get pregnant the first time!!)

Peace out, yo.