Polar Bears in the Jungle, Is All's I'm Sayin'

I had this dream that I was on the set of Gray's Anatomy with my sister and a bunch of my friends. The hospital was on this cliff, and sometimes cast members would die because they'd... fall out of the hospital to their death on the rocks below. I mean, I don't know, I'm just telling you like it was.

My sister asks me to get her picture taken with her favorite cast member and she's totally drunk so I can't get the picture to focus and she's like "WHOOOO!" and I'm like "Dude, stand STILL already!"

She tells me that Seth Green is on set, and he IS, and he's standing all alone so we go over there and he's very happy to get a picture with a fan. But my sister is drunk, so she's waving her cell phone camera around all willy-nilly and can't get the shot. She leaves to go get someone to take the picture (Laura, I think it was you) and Seth and I remain there, arms around each other, just chillin'.

He's very nice, and somehow I'm not a complete dork and I'm able to form words into sentences that are charming enough for him to laugh at. He's right in my face, and we're giggling, and instead of kissing him, or hitting him, or anything you SHOULD be doing to your celebrity crush in your dreams, I ask him:

"Have you seen Cloverfield yet?"

Because that's how much of a nerd I am. I meet Seth Green and we're hitting it off, and all I wanna know from him is if Cloverfield is worth my $7.50.



WHAT are those things attacking that girl behind the tent thing??

Circus bears?

You think I'm joking, but JJ Abrams will throw bears at you out of NOWHERE, man.

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