Girly Movie Review

Last night I went (in a torrential downpour, might I add) to see Batman Begins with Denise and Jose. And .. I love this.. because when I got there, I saw Barbie! Of the famous Nori & Barbie! Whooo! I was just saying how I missed seeing her face around, and then there she was! At the movies!

Denise, and I love her, but she never stops talking so we were almost late for the movie. We go in and sit down, and does Denise stop talking? No, she does not. Now, here's the thing. Most people, I would kill for talking during a movie. But I've known Denise for a long time, and I have the big love for her. I don't know how she gets away with talking during a movie but she really does, and God help me.... I actually think it's endearing.

Batman Begins was pretty good but I started having this weird thing with Christian Bale's mouth. I couldn't stop staring at it, and I just wanted him to ... I don't know... show his teeth. Which he rarely did. And then when he did I was like "You can stop now!" So then I couldn't stop looking at EVERYONE'S mouth. KHo's lippy pout got on my nerves something crazy. And Liam? Could you groom the facial hair for me, pretty please? But, it was all made up for in Cillian Murphy's perfect, perfect lips. Aren't they perfect? That lower lip .... unghh.

At one point, Denise turned to me and said "It looks like he's wearing eyeliner" and I paused for a moment before I just nodded. I didn't feel it was the time to get into why that was SO HOT!! He's so pretty. Le sigh.

I know everyone is loving this movie but I just got really sleepy during it and I wanted to go home. Damn it was long. I did like watching it all begin though, especially watching the playboy Bruce Wayne emerge. Despite his weird mouth, I thought Bale did a good job. Dark Batman, yes.... tortured Batman.... yes... these things I love.

And KHo? What a BITCH. You know what, KHo? You take that last scene of Batman, with your silk shirt, your perky nipples, (and they were so the fake plastic ones and we both know it) and your smarmy claymation mouth, and you stick it up your ass! Bale-Batman could do better than you!